‘Trump’s speech can be seen as a kind of unintentional parody of the contempt with which previous US leaders have treated the UN and world opinion’
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Special relationship? There can be no such thing with a snake like Trump | Aditya Chakrabortty
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For all the ink shed on the subject of Donald Trump, hardly a word is said about his love of poetry. Yet there is at least one piece of verse he adores and regularly performs to cheering crowds. Last month, the White House even turned it into a short film. Called The Snake (and originally written as a song by Oscar Brown Jr), it is as close as this president gets to a credo.
The poem begins with a half-frozen snake, “all frosted with the dew” and begging to be taken into the warmth. His plea is heeded by a “tender-hearted woman”:
She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
And she laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
Stroking and kissing his “pretty skin”, the woman clasps him tight but “instead of saying thank you, the snake gave her a vicious bite”.
These rhymes are the very essence of Trumpism: never let outsiders get too close, or you’ll be repaid in venom. No hugs, just extraction. It’s how he sees business, politics and, naturally, immigration. His recital on the White House video is overlaid with images of brown-skinned men in handcuffs getting hauled away.
Watching his extraordinary speech this week at the UN, I thought again of The Snake. It is the perfect depiction of the dynamic between Trump and the British establishment – a relationship where Trump is the vicious serpent.
Last week he was Keir Starmer’s most honoured guest, enjoying a banquet at Windsor Castle and wooed by King Charles as “the closest of kin”. One return flight later, Trump tore into his host – “I hope the prime minister’s listening” – and lumped the UK among those Old World shitholes “going to hell”.
“You’ve bitten me, but why?
“And you knew your bite was poisonous and now I’m going to die.”
For the best part of a year, Starmer has hugged Trump as close as he can: an unprecedented second state visit, a night at a castle and a day at Chequers, photo ops with royals. All this for yankee dollars. Lower tariffs and higher investment are Starmer’s ROI (Return on Ingratiation). Last week he snagged his biggest prize yet, the US-UK tech deal. “Record-breaking” investment, trumpeted Downing Street. “A wowee number,” agreed the BBC’s estimable business editor Simon Jack. Prepare for it to be ballyhooed at next week’s Labour conference – and for the press pack to nod along. After all, they spent more time last week gawping at Melania’s hats than delving below the topline figures.
Yet if Labour members and other voters knew what had actually been signed in their names they would be angered, rather than heartened. Far closer to the truth is to imagine a snake in skin of stars and stripes, wrapping itself ever tighter around your land, your data, your water supply and your electricity pylons – all the while claiming it’s for your own good.
It’s not just the double-counting of projects unveiled a year or more ago, such as Google’s grand opening by the M25 or Blackstone in Northumberland. Such are the grubby standards of British government.
Far more striking is Starmer’s doffing his cap at foreign investors as “life-changing”. Most Britons will feel differently. The Glazers, Blackstone and Macquarie are all examples of “inward investment”, but fans of Manchester United, patients of Southern Cross care homes and customers of Thames Water could tell MPs how well those went.
So it shall prove with the £31bn of technology investments. Whitehall’s own publications make clear that most of the US cash is not going into new businesses or swanky offices, but datacentres – which are absolutely central to AI, yet barely discussed in British politics. Our government claims they are “the factories powering AI” because in Westminster “factories” is shorthand for production, people, jobs. That is exactly not what datacentres are. They are much closer to hi-tech warehouses full, not of people, but machines. They don’t produce, they store: your data and mine. Nor do they provide much employment.
Look at the planning documents for Blackstone’s new premises outside Blyth in Northumberland: more than 500,000 sq m for up to 10 datacentres. Blackstone estimates that construction will require at peak 1,200 workers for an estimated 10 years.
“Jobs, jobs, jobs,” promised Starmer. Really? Once up and running, the entire vast complex will need only 40 employees for each datacentre. But by then the Labour leader will be long gone.
Ask Blackstone what the permanent staff will do, and it’s admirably upfront: these people will not be generals of the new data economy but its lowly footsolders, on wages to match – the maintenance, support and security guards. This site was meant to be the bustling Britishvolt factory, back when Boris Johnson was at his most boosterish. Now it will be a giant empty Mary Celeste.
Yet the “hyperscale” datacentres going up across Britain are essential to Microsoft, Google and the other US giants who sit atop the artificial intelligence industry and who need vast computing power. It’s Silicon Valley that will own, operate and kit out the centres – and many of the billions that Starmer claims are coming to our shores will flow back west. It’s not the bricks and mortar that requires all those billions – it’s the Nvidia chips that go inside.
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These datacentres are the equivalent to “American military bases on British soil”, says Cecilia Rikap, an AI expert at University College London. They are spaces beyond oversight (the government doesn’t even know how many datacentres are on British soil) and their owners will demand low taxes.
“Take me in, oh tender woman
“Take me in, for heaven’s sake
“Take me in, oh tender woman,” sighed that vicious snake
For Silicon Valley, the economy of tomorrow. For the rest of us? In the capital, datacentres are already competing with houses for energy and water. In documents published earlier this year, the borough of Tower Hamlets in east London warned of the risk of a “sudden increase in connection applications from datacentres, reserving available network capacity”. The consequences, officials warned, could be that “housebuilding, at scale, is unable to proceed for potentially 10 years+, due to lack of available electrical capacity”.
The UK risks becoming a “vassal state,” warned Nick Clegg last week and for the first time since 2010, we can all agree with Nick. We are tying ourselves into Silicon Valley’s AI infrastructure: its datacentres, its cloud computing. The plumbing and pipelines of our information economy are owned and run through Trump’s US. As the president flew into Stansted, a former deputy governor of the Bank of England, Jon Cunliffe, warned that the US could easily “weaponise” its dominance of the international payments system, flicking a “kill switch” to disable countries for resisting White House diktat. Think Canada, if it doesn’t want to become the 51st state, or Denmark if it insists on keeping Greenland.
And if you still think it impossible that Trump could force huge American companies to bend to his political will, just ask Jimmy Kimmel.
“Shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”
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Aditya Chakrabortty is a Guardian columnist
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Corbyn and Sultana have a half-formed party with huge potential. Don’t write them off yet | Andy Beckett
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Does Britain need another leftwing party? If you’re not on the left – or if you are, but consider yourself a realist – then the answer may seem obvious. This is a conservative country, you probably believe, in its underlying political assumptions, electoral system and media biases. Any party that doesn’t fit these is put under intolerable pressure. It always splinters, shrinks and collapses, sooner or later.
If even the Labour party, in which radical leftwingers are only ever a minority, is still fundamentally unacceptable to many voters and powerful interests – as the right’s constant outrage at Keir Starmer’s occasionally egalitarian government demonstrates – then what chance does a less established, more disruptive party than Labour have? Over the past half century in particular, ever since Margaret Thatcher successfully undermined socialism’s legitimacy as a mainstream belief system, the space for leftwing politics has sharply contracted in this country. Britain has become one of the world’s least left-tolerant democracies.
A string of socialist parties have been formed, from Respect to Left Unity to the Socialist Labour party, their expectations sometimes sky high, but then rapidly scaled down. Factionalism, personality clashes and ideological differences – often worsened by the claustrophobia of doing politics in siege conditions – have further doomed these parties to frustrated termination, or the humiliation of lingering on, but on a tiny scale. To many people across the political spectrum, the British radical left is best known as the butt of jokes about self-sabotage, delusions and impotence. Tellingly, fewer such jokes are made about the radical right. From Robert Jenrick to Reform UK, the realisation of its dreams seems less amusingly far away.
Over the past two turbulent months, Zarah Sultana and Jeremy Corbyn’s new party has sometimes seemed to be following these depressingly familiar patterns. Despite the decades of experience of those involved in previous leftwing projects, wearily familiar mistakes have been made: public rows, a lack of robust party structures, protracted internal stalemates and sudden, counterproductive outbursts by leading figures. One strategist who has been helping build the party for more than a year says they now feel “misery and rage”, and have stepped away.
Yet, to feel nothing but despair (or delight) at the problems of Your Party is to look at British politics in an orthodox and narrow way. The less common but necessary question to ask about the struggles of such projects is whether they are stunting not just the left but our politics more generally – at a time when it desperately needs to change.
Britain, it is widely thought, is in a period of social and economic crisis as bad as those of the 1930s and 1970s. But, unlike then, much of the public is politically disengaged. Election turnouts are lower, politicians are seen as more similar to each other, and political cynicism and avoidance reign. Even to talk about politics in a public place, such as a pub, can lead to strangers grumpily asking you to talk about something else. As the perceptive political and cultural theorist Mark Fisher used to say, Britain has a depressed economy but boom-time politics: complacently repetitive, ideologically limited – a holdover from the relatively comfortable and depoliticised early 21st century.
The three most popular parties – Reform, Labour and the Tories – are ever tougher on crime and immigrants, and deferential to big business. All three prioritise the same socially conservative voters. All three believe that economic growth can be driven by deregulation and the City of London, as though the 2008 financial crisis never happened.
The lack of an effective leftwing party since then – with the brief exception of the best days of Corbyn’s Labour leadership in 2017 and 2018 – is one of the main reasons our politics is so stuck and angry. Without a party that seriously addresses this country’s socially corrosive inequality, the exploitative and dysfunctional character of the privatised utilities and wider British capitalism, and the racist myths that dominate the debate about immigration and multiculturalism, mainstream politics will continue to move rightwards without solving, and often inflaming, the problems it claims to be addressing.
The Lib Dems present their anti-authoritarian, centrist politics as a way out of this cycle. But a party that also says farmland should be “exempt from inheritance tax”, despite the wealth of many landowners and the funding crisis in public services, clearly has limits as a challenger to the status quo.
The Greens, under their new leftwing leader, Zack Polanski, look better suited to that role. He attacks elites and defends the vulnerable with more aggression than his party has previously, and it is attracting activists and thinkers who used to be aligned with Corbynism, such as James Meadway and Michael Chessum. Helped by Your Party’s turmoil, Green membership has grown to almost 80,000.
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And yet, 10 times that many signed up on the Your Party website this summer. Many leftists are still making up their minds about which party, if any, might satisfy their hopes. As the former Your Party strategist tells me, “Conditions are even more favourable for a new party now than last autumn” when serious work on the project began. “Labour is even lower in the polls.”
In recent days, Sultana and Corbyn have made conciliatory public statements. Your Party remains in a contradictory state: tense, ready to explode into conflict again, yet also a half-formed party of rare potential. Corbyn said on Tuesday, “I’m getting … massive numbers of messages saying: ‘When’s the [founding] conference? Get on with it, I want to go out campaigning and I want candidates and I want to see you in the local elections [next May].’”
With few energising political movements around, it’s possible that the conference, now scheduled for 29 and 30 November, or public rallies featuring Corbyn and Sultana – both speakers with big followings – could make the in-fighting of the past two months fade away. With the electorate restless and fragmented, Your Party could win local and parliamentary contests, and establish itself as a leftwing party with leverage, as sometimes exists in continental Europe: a participant in coalition governments, or at least a party that forces centrist rivals to the left.
Yet some Your Party activists fear its credibility has been too damaged and its promise of a bottom-up, non-factional politics too diluted for the project to succeed as originally hoped. “A shadow of what it could have been”, as one organiser puts it. If he’s right, many in mainstream politics will celebrate.
But he hasn’t stopped working for the party quite yet. The large minority of leftwing Britons need a party that explicitly represents them, he says. If not now, when?
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Andy Beckett is a Guardian columnist
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Daniel Geary: Trump’s contempt for the United Nations builds on a long American tradition
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The founders of the United Nations must be rolling in their graves. This venerable world institution, now celebrating its 80th birthday, was born of the ideal that conflicts could be settled by dialogue rather than by force. The US was central to the UN’s founding, but on Tuesday its delegates were treated to a speech by an American president that should be cited in a future thesaurus as the opposite of “diplomacy”.
Donald Trump’s rambling monologue was a mixture of outright falsehoods, petty grievances and hectoring. He said he had personally ended seven wars – though it’s far from clear which seven they were. He railed against the “greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world”, denying the man-made warming of the planet that threatens the survival of our species. He even criticised the UN for having previously declined his bid to renovate its headquarters back when he was just a property developer.
Trump did not open a dialogue, he basically told world leaders to shut up and listen to him. It was as though he were claiming that everyone should follow his lead because “I’m really good at this stuff” – except those were his exact words. “Your countries are going to hell,” he told European leaders, whom he claimed were failing to adequately check migration.
The pugnacious and improvisational style of Trump’s presentation, which we have come to expect, is truly one of a kind. This is after all the same man who earlier this week at the funeral of Charlie Kirk contradicted a grieving widow to insist that “I hate my opponent.”
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But though his remarks and tone were extraordinary, the content of Trump’s UN remarks reflect the broader Maga movement. Maga has seen the triumph of an “America First” foreign policy with deep roots in the American Right. This current of thought rejects any American responsibility for world peace and order, instead asserting the US power to act unilaterally as it sees fit. It traces back to the America First movement that sought to keep the US out of the second World War, led by aviator and a man often thought of as a Nazi sympathiser, Charles Lindbergh. During the Cold War years, America First took a back seat to the necessity of defeating Communism. But since the Cold War ended, it has once again reared its ugly head.
The United Nations has long been a bugaboo for America Firsters. At its inception, they criticised it as a form of “world government” that would compromise US sovereignty. The voice the UN gave to the decolonised nations of Africa and Asia, and the anti-racist stands it took (for example, against apartheid in South Africa) earned it the scorn of white supremacists. Rightwing Protestants saw it as ungodly. In the bestselling Left Behind novels of evangelical preacher Tim LaHaye, the former head of the UN is the literal Antichrist.
Yet it is not just the American right that has undermined the UN. The five nations of the Security Council were given a veto power, designed to restrain the institution’s democratic principles. The US has frequently used its power to veto policies that practically all other nations support – especially in the case of Israel/Palestine. And Trump is hardly the first US president to fail to honour the nation’s financial commitment to the body.
Trump’s speech can be seen as a kind of unintentional parody of the contempt with which previous US leaders have treated the UN and world opinion. Who could forget the notorious 2003 speech that US secretary of state Collin Powell gave to the Security Council on the eve of the Iraq War, seeking support for a destructive, illegal and unnecessary war that the US had already decided to wage? Powell humiliated himself by offering false evidence of Iraqi programmes of mass destruction and ties to al-Qaeda that failed to convince most world leaders.
But scorn for the UN and its principles has not just come from Republicans. Former US president Joe Biden spoke of defending democracies worldwide and of rebuilding multilateral relationships after the first Trump administration. And in some cases he did so. But he prevented the UN from stopping the Israeli genocide in Gaza. Four times under Biden’s watch, the US vetoed ceasefire resolutions. And Biden ignored a ruling by the International Court of Justice, the principal judicial organ of the UN, that Israel was committing a probable genocide against the Palestinian people.
One thing Trump said in his speech was certainly true: the UN is an often ineffective institution offering mere “empty words”. But the principal reason why the UN’s power has been so limited has been because the US wants it that way. What Trump has made clear is that those who hope for a world based on the principles of dialogue, democracy and peace cannot look to the US for hope, if ever they once should have.
Fortunately, there are some in the world who still voice support for those principles. One of them is Brazilian president Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, who addressed the UN just before Trump. Lula said: “All around the world, anti-democratic forces are trying to subjugate institutions and suffocate freedoms. They worship violence, glorify ignorance, act as physical and digital militias, and restrict the press.” If the ideals of the UN are to survive this century, then the vision of Lula must triumph over the destructive megalomania of Trump.
Dr Daniel Geary is Mark Pigott professor of US history at Trinity College Dublin
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Finn McRedmond: I’m sorry if reading Shakespeare is getting in the way of your kayaking lessons
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Show me an English literature teacher who does not believe in the central importance of William Shakespeare’s work to a proper education and I will show you someone who should be in another line of work. But according to the National Council for Curriculum and Assessment these types exist: there are some teachers in Ireland, according to the body’s recent report, who questioned the “necessity” of making Shakespeare’s work compulsory reading in higher-level examinations.
Forcing students to pore over Macbeth, or Sonnet 19? Well, that might impose unspecified “limitations” on the “experience of the students”, these teachers suggested. I wouldn’t go so far as to suggest anyone making such a case is not to fit to teach at all; but they are perhaps not the best choice to be designing a syllabus.
And reading about these so-called limitations on the so-called student experience made me wonder: what kind of “experience” do we expect our students of English literature to have if not reading Shakespeare? Is Iago’s motiveless evil getting in the way of their kayaking lessons? Are Ophelia’s spasms of madness taking up valuable time that could be spent on animal husbandry?
These teachers – abrasive and irresponsible iconoclasts that they are – might tell me off for being glib. They are simply suggesting that all the rigour required to parse Shakespeare presents an opportunity cost, where students could be reading something else.
For example, this year I am told that instead of Othello, your main Leaving Certificate text could be Marina Carr’s Girl on an Altar – a 2022 retelling of the Agamemnon and Clytemnestra myth. Let’s work this one out together: a play with a critical reputation that has survived nearly 500 years, which has had observable influence on the literary universe we all occupy? Or one from three years ago with no chance to have made any real impact on the culture? Talk to me about that opportunity cost again.
“Shakespeare’s work can be difficult for students,” one English teacher wrote in these pages this week, nestled in a longer argument about why the playwright and poet should be made an optional part of the syllabus. Of all the people in the world to be possessed with the bigotry of low expectations, I find it particularly depressing when I identify it in teachers.
I suspect one of the faster ways to ensure your students will struggle with the great works of literature is to claim they already do, as though it is a foregone conclusion.
Thankfully, there are some redoubts against our declining standards: Minister for Education Helen McEntee is arguing forcefully that Shakespeare should remain compulsory. But she will be wading against a strong tide of low-imagination bureaucrats.
Despairing over this Shakespeare conversation, I turned to the Curriculum Specification for Leaving Certificate English, issued in August 2025. I trawled through pages of cliche (“language does not exist in a vacuum”); patronising descriptions of the student body (“enriched, engaged and competent learners”); banal truisms masquerading as insight (“students vary in their family and cultural backgrounds, languages, age, ethnic status, beliefs, gender and sexual identity”); and political ideas that might have been interesting in 2015 (students must consider “the way identities, places and groups are presented differently”).
Within all of this Disneyland guff, I detected no engagement with the meaning of the canon, nor anything about the centuries-deep tradition of literary criticism, nor even a succinct expression about what the discipline of English literature is.
If this is how we treat teenagers, is it any wonder that global literacy rates are declining, and reading comprehension skills are collapsing across the Anglosphere? These expectations are part of a broader global trend that is seeing, for the first time in decades, a reversal in our literary capabilities.
This is comprehensively evidenced: in a collation of “average scores” in high-income countries, the Financial Times found a precipitous decline in reading levels from 2012 to now. An Atlantic chart identified 2012 as a similar dropping-off point for literacy skills. And the number of American teenagers who read in their leisure time has been declining since 1985, from 45 per cent to a meagre 14ish per cent.
Meanwhile, my friend James Marriott in the London Times – from whom I have adopted a kind of collateral fury at the state of literary education – points to a study of English literature students at American universities. It found many of them could not interpret the opening paragraph of Charles Dickens’s Bleak House. This is a book, he reminds us, “that was once regularly read by children”. Dust off your copy and tell me if it really is so difficult.
Given the climate, English teachers should be arresting the pace of decline, not accelerating it. Instead, they are suggesting we could take Shakespeare out of the syllabus because students find it a bit more complicated than Gatsby. This is not just professionally foolish, but societally negligent.
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